PychopathicFangirl

Oh, omegle.  No matter how bad you are for my health and sanity, I will keep going.



You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: m
You: What does that letter mean?
You: I admit, it is a lovely letter, but...
Stranger: it means male
Stranger: im a dude
You: Oh.
Stranger: dude...
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: bruh.
You: That actually explains a lot of the letters I have been seeing. 'F' is for female, correct?
Stranger: mhm.
You: THAT'S IT! I'VE CRACKED THE CODE!
Stranger: congrats bruh.
Stranger has disconnected.


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: k:/!/:k ethel959 sweet kind awesome cute
You: WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!
Stranger has disconnected.


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hello.
Stranger: f?
You: Well, 'f' is a nice letter, but I hardly see what it has to do with anything.
Stranger has disconnected.


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Good day squire
You: Good day!
Stranger: are you well?
You: Yes, I am well. What about you?
Stranger: Yes I am however caught in a ponder...
You: Do tell...
Stranger: I am tring to work out the sort of thought process that the person who discovered honey had...
You: I am afraid I have never heard of that.
Stranger: Think about it
Stranger: You see a beehive you have no idea it has honey in just that its surrounded by lots of flying insects
You: Oh, I had assumed you meant there was something called "honey had."
Stranger: what makes you want to open up the hive and eat the contents
You: But yes, that does seem quite strange.
You: Maybe he was on that thing called "crack."
Stranger: What made him discover crack?
You: I am not sure.
Stranger: So many question
Stranger: so few answers
You: Perhaps you should ask someone more knowledgeable than I.
Stranger: What are you qualified to speak of?
You: I am still in school, sadly. However, I am quite knowledgeable about rocks.
Stranger: what kind of rocks?
You: Any. They are all the same in my eyes.
Stranger: Like can you smell what the rock is cooking?
You: I am afraid I do not understand. Rocks are inanimate objects.
Stranger: The rock says
Stranger: Shut your mouth
Stranger: and know your place
Stranger has disconnected.


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: f
Stranger: ?
You: What does the letter 'f' have to do with anything?
Stranger has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you....................?
Stranger: Not that i know of yet
Stranger: Why do you make assumptions?
You: Oh, I was a day early.
You: Sorry.
Stranger: Don't make assumptions
Stranger: You will be a fool
You: My boss says you're going to die tomorrow.
You: You're going to fall to your death in a tree hollow.
You: The moon told me.
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
Mail or femail?
Stranger: Email
You: lol
You: Gmail.
Stranger: Gangsta mail
You: Hotmail
Stranger has disconnected.

I really hope that Ask Nightshade gets popular...

I dun wanna forget how to draw him!

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Be the villain you were born to be. Don't wait for someone to come along and corrupt you. Succumb to the darkness yourself.
Stranger 2: Okay op
Stranger 1: alrdy have
Stranger 1: made me slighlt insaine
Stranger 2: If u insist
Stranger 1: its fun trust me
Stranger 1 has disconnected