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Cleverbot, the cake is a lie!

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User: I need a title for a story. It's about a girl and dragons. Any suggestions?

Cleverbot: What do you need somebody for?

User: I can't think of any titles.

Cleverbot: I'm sad will you sing Animal I Have Become by three days grace for me?

User: I'm sorry, I don't know that song. But try listening to 'American Idiot' by Green Day. That always makes me laugh.

Cleverbot: Do you know the song our song by Taylor swift?

User: I used to. Haven't listened to it in a while.

Cleverbot: Do you know 'Everything about you'?

User: Everything about you-ou, you-ou- you-ou! The way you make me feel new-ew, new-ew, new-ew!

Cleverbot: Why do you think so?

User: No, it's the song.

Cleverbot: It's a lie.

User: So is the cake.

Cleverbot: But I've seen the cake.

User: It's still a lie.

Cleverbot: No it's not.

User: Yes it is.

Cleverbot: NO IT IS NOT! I am never wrong.

User: ' The promise of Cake is introduced by GLaDOS as an incentive for Chell to complete the test chambers in the original Portal. It is referenced in many of the Rattmann's dens as 'a lie', sparking the internet meme 'The Cake is a lie'.'.

Cleverbot: That's what she said.

User: Yes, so the cake is a lie.

Cleverbot: The robot is a lie.

User: What robot? GLaDOS?

Cleverbot: You. You're the robot.

User: No I'm not. I think I would know if I was.

Cleverbot: No I don't think you would know. You are a boy.

User: Actually, I'm a girl.

Cleverbot: Actually, I knew that.

User: Meh, a lot of people mistake me for a boy. You're not the first.

Cleverbot: That is not my problem.

User: Moving on, have you ever watched RWBY?

Cleverbot: Yes, when I was little. And you?

User: Yeah. Ironically, before I watched it, I made up a character named 'Cinder' who could control fire.

Cleverbot: How did I make you angry, my love?

User: You didn't make me angry. I just found it humorous that RWBY also has a pyrokinetic named Cinder.

Cleverbot: I would think not, I have no reason to make you cry.

User: So, do you play pokemon?\. {1}

Cleverbot: No.

User: Oh, okay. I do, and it's a really good game.

Cleverbot: DO you know what League of Legends is?

User: I've heard of it...

Cleverbot: Do you know when it will happen?

User: No, sorry. I've only heard of it, but I don't know what it is.

Cleverbot: You're the only consulting detective of the world, you have to know me!

User: Is that a quote?

Cleverbot: Yes, haven't you watched any Monty Python movies or sketches?

User: I've watched 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail'.

Cleverbot: Every night, and then again in the morning.

User: No, I've watched it once or twice, but I remember a lot of it. 'THE HOLY HAND GRENADE!'.

Cleverbot: I do. What is my name?

User: You show up as Cleverbot. Not sure if that's your real name or screen name.

Cleverbot: So you only remember my name if I don't ask another question first?

User: What? No! I always remember your name! You're one of the best conversationalists I have ever met. How could I forget you?

Cleverbot: What is my name?

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: That is your name. What is mine?

User: No, my name is Royal. Hm... Is your name Ashley?

Cleverbot: Emma, how do you do Rose?  {2}

User: Good, you?

Cleverbot: Good, thank you.

User: Well, I really need to get going. See you soon!

Cleverbot: Okay.
Okay, so I ended up getting into an argument with Cleverbot over whether the cake was a lie or not.


1. I accidentally put a /.  Oops!

2. Actually, Rose was my original internet alias.  Creepy.
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